Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
People do not seem to realise that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.